Am I a dickhead? Yes, but at least I'm not disappearing for a 'quick' 60km and banging round the house in those stupid little clippy shoes.

Greeting card printed on high-quality 280gsm card.

Size: 10.5 x 14.8 cm

Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag and is shipped first class within the UK (1-3 days). For more information on our shipping policy please click here