Alright heroes,

Thanks for choosing to spend your time with us while you pretend to watch telly or sit on the bog. We'll keep this brief so you don't get pins and needles.

Who even are we?

We're James and Eddie Ward, the colourblind, dyslexic chancers behind this daft card business.

Twelve years ago, when we had more hair and fewer children, we set up a market stall in East London selling greeting cards. To our surprise people liked them. They'd pick one up and say, "These are actually quite good." So we stole the compliment and named the business after it.

It was meant to be a bit of beer money, but as you can see, it got a bit out of hand. We've now made hundreds of funny cards, sent them all over the world and somehow talked our way into hundreds of shops across the UK.

We hope you enjoy having a look. If you'd like to find out more, please go to a park and touch some grass.

Still going?

Why not read the ingredients on the toothpaste or something?